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		<title>Facebook relents on doll nipples ban</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 22:21:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Allen Smithee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Sydney jeweller [Victoria Buckley] has castigated Facebook for its &#8220;opaque&#8221; and &#8220;arbitrary&#8221; moderation system after the site apologised for censoring her images of a nude porcelain doll posing with her works. The social networking site admitted this morning that it made a &#8220;mistake&#8221; in removing Victoria Buckley&#8217;s photos, after last week sending her several&#160;&#8230; <a href="http://retardednews.wordpress.com/2010/07/12/facebook-relents-on-doll-nipples-ban/">Read&#160;more</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=retardednews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13726211&amp;post=472&amp;subd=retardednews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A Sydney jeweller [Victoria Buckley] has castigated <a href="http://facebook.com">Facebook</a> for its &#8220;opaque&#8221; and &#8220;arbitrary&#8221; moderation system after the site apologised for censoring her images of a nude porcelain doll posing with her works.</p>
<p>The social networking site admitted this morning that it made a &#8220;mistake&#8221; in removing Victoria Buckley&#8217;s photos, after last week sending her several warning notices for publishing &#8220;inappropriate content&#8221; and erasing both censored and uncensored versions of the image from Facebook.</p>
<p><strong>Brisbane Times:</strong> <a href="http://bit.ly/bmbi7c">http://bit.ly/bmbi7c</a></p>
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		<title>Teams compete in Red Bull Flugtag Miami</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 22:06:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Allen Smithee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Red Bull Flugtag challenges the brave and brainy to design, build and pilot homemade flying machines off a 30-foot high flight deck in hopes of soaring into the wild blue yonder &#8230; or often, plunging into the waters below. Teams are judged on three criteria: flight distance, creativity of the craft, and showmanship. More than&#160;&#8230; <a href="http://retardednews.wordpress.com/2010/07/12/teams-compete-in-red-bull-flugtag-miami/">Read&#160;more</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=retardednews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13726211&amp;post=469&amp;subd=retardednews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sfl-red-bull-flugtag-miami-photos,0,937409.photogallery">Red Bull Flugtag</a> challenges the brave and brainy to design, build and pilot homemade flying machines off a 30-foot high flight deck in hopes of soaring into the wild blue yonder &#8230; or often, plunging into the waters below. Teams are judged on three criteria: flight distance, creativity of the craft, and showmanship. More than 20,000 people attended.</p>
<p><strong>Sun Sentinel:</strong> <a href="http://bit.ly/duGe1C">http://bit.ly/duGe1C</a></p>
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		<title>Fan falls from second deck at Texas Rangers baseball game</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 14:12:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Allen Smithee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man was hospitalized late Tuesday after losing his balance trying to catch a foul ball at a Texas Rangers game and falling 30 feet. The man toppled over a rail on the second deck and fell to the field level seats at the Rangers stadium in Arlington, Texas, said John Blake, a spokesman for&#160;&#8230; <a href="http://retardednews.wordpress.com/2010/07/07/fan-falls-from-second-deck-at-texas-rangers-baseball-game/">Read&#160;more</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=retardednews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13726211&amp;post=466&amp;subd=retardednews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A man was hospitalized late Tuesday after losing his balance trying to catch a foul ball at a Texas Rangers game and falling 30 feet.</p>
<p>The man toppled over a rail on the second deck and fell to the field level seats at the Rangers stadium in Arlington, Texas, said John Blake, a spokesman for the Rangers.</p>
<p>The man fell on top of four fans causing minor injuries to them, Blake said.</p>
<p>&#8220;He was able to move all his extremities and was responsive to the paramedics and was taken to St. Peter&#8217;s Hospital in Fort Worth,&#8221; Blake said.</p>
<p><strong>CNN: </strong><a href="http://bit.ly/cd27Rt">http://bit.ly/cd27Rt</a></p>
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		<title>Finland takes first place at wife-carrying championship</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 03:26:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Allen Smithee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HELSINKI: Finland for the second year in a row took first place at the annual Wife-Carrying World Championships held in the central Finnish town of Sonkajaervi, organisers said Saturday. Taisto Miettinen, who was defending his champion title, raced through a 250-metre (273-yard) course with two hurdles and a pool in just over one minute four&#160;&#8230; <a href="http://retardednews.wordpress.com/2010/07/07/finland-takes-first-place-at-wife-carrying-championship/">Read&#160;more</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=retardednews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13726211&amp;post=461&amp;subd=retardednews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HELSINKI: Finland for the second year in a row took first place at the annual Wife-Carrying World Championships held in the central Finnish town of Sonkajaervi, organisers said Saturday.</p>
<p>Taisto Miettinen, who was defending his champion title, raced through a 250-metre (273-yard) course with two hurdles and a pool in just over one minute four seconds, carrying Kristiina Haapanen on his back.</p>
<p>The winners beat Estonia&#8217;s Alar Voogla and Kristi Viltrop, who also took silver last year, by 0.4 seconds.</p>
<p>The 45-year-old Miettinen, a commercial lawyer by day, attended the competition for 10 years before grabbing gold &#8212; and putting an end to Estonia&#8217;s 11-year reign &#8212; last year.</p>
<p>He told AFP by phone he did not beat his 2009 score of 62 seconds because of a bigger pool.</p>
<p>&#8220;I love competing and I love winning. We practiced a lot, but the race was not as easy as last year because the pool was bigger,&#8221; said the winner, who excels at a number of other sports.</p>
<p><strong>Channel NewsAsia:</strong> <a href="http://bit.ly/dlWXEF">http://bit.ly/dlWXEF</a></p>
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		<title>Weeping Lindsay Lohan jailed</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 03:16:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Allen Smithee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A US judge has sentenced actress Lindsay Lohan to 90 days in jail after ruling she violated probation in a 2007 drug case by failing to attend court-ordered alcohol education classes. Lohan burst into tears after Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel handed down her sentence in a court in Beverly Hills on Tuesday. The star&#160;&#8230; <a href="http://retardednews.wordpress.com/2010/07/07/weeping-lindsay-lohan-jailed/">Read&#160;more</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=retardednews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13726211&amp;post=458&amp;subd=retardednews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A US judge has sentenced actress Lindsay Lohan to 90 days in jail after ruling she violated probation in a 2007 drug case by failing to attend court-ordered alcohol education classes.</p>
<p>Lohan burst into tears after Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel handed down her sentence in a court in Beverly Hills on Tuesday.</p>
<p>The star of Mean Girls was not required to surrender immediately but will have to turn herself in on July 20.</p>
<p><strong>Brisbane Times: </strong><a href="http://bit.ly/bv2jYa">http://bit.ly/bv2jYa</a></p>
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		<title>Calf With Two Heads Born In Egypt</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 02:58:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Allen Smithee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A farmer in northern Egypt says his cow has given birth to a two-headed calf that he calls a &#8220;divine miracle.&#8221; Sobhy el-Ganzoury said Saturday it took two hours and much pulling to deliver the rare calf. He said the difficult birth has weakened the calf&#8217;s legs. El-Ganzoury said the veterinarian informed him that the&#160;&#8230; <a href="http://retardednews.wordpress.com/2010/07/07/calf-with-two-heads-born-in-egypt/">Read&#160;more</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=retardednews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13726211&amp;post=455&amp;subd=retardednews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A farmer in northern Egypt says his cow has given birth to a two-headed calf that he calls a &#8220;divine miracle.&#8221;</p>
<p>Sobhy el-Ganzoury said Saturday it took two hours and much pulling to deliver the rare calf. He said the difficult birth has weakened the calf&#8217;s legs.</p>
<p>El-Ganzoury said the veterinarian informed him that the calf, which was born this week, is now in stable condition and is expected to survive. He said he intends to keep the animal as a reminder that &#8220;God is able to do anything.&#8221;</p>
<p>The calf still can&#8217;t stand up because of its heavy heads and weak legs, and is being fed her mother&#8217;s milk with a baby bottle.</p>
<p><a href="http://huff.to/aHgziS">Huffington Post: http://huff.to/aHgziS</a></p>
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		<title>Gulf beaches hit as distant hurricane pushes oil</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 18:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Allen Smithee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Via: Yahoo GRAND ISLE, La. – Rough seas generated by Hurricane Alex pushed more oil from the massive spill onto Gulf Coast beaches Wednesday as cleanup vessels were sidelined by the faraway storm&#8217;s ripple effects. The hurricane was churning coastal waters across the oil-affected region on the Gulf of Mexico. Six-foot waves and 25 mph&#160;&#8230; <a href="http://retardednews.wordpress.com/2010/06/30/gulf-beaches-hit-as-distant-hurricane-pushes-oil/">Read&#160;more</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=retardednews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13726211&amp;post=451&amp;subd=retardednews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>GRAND ISLE, La. – Rough seas generated by Hurricane Alex pushed more oil from the massive spill onto Gulf Coast beaches Wednesday as cleanup vessels were sidelined by the faraway storm&#8217;s ripple effects.</p>
<p>The hurricane was churning coastal waters across the oil-affected region on the Gulf of Mexico. Six-foot waves and 25 mph winds were forecast through Thursday just offshore from the Mississippi Delta in Louisiana to the Florida Panhandle.</p>
<p>In Louisiana, the storm pushed an oil patch toward Grand Isle and uninhabited Elmer&#8217;s Island, dumping tar balls as big as apples on the beach. Cleanup workers were kept at bay by pouring rain and lightning that zigzagged across the dark sky. Boom lining the beach had been tossed about, and it couldn&#8217;t be put back in place until the weather cleared.</p>
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		<title>Oil broker banned for drunk trading binge</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 17:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Via: Yahoo LONDON (Reuters) – Britain&#8217;s financial regulator has fined and banned a former broker for manipulating oil prices by buying more than 7 million barrels while on a drinking binge. The Financial Services Authority (FSA) said it fined Steven Perkins, a former employee of PVM Oil Futures Ltd, 72,000 pounds ($108,000) and banned him&#160;&#8230; <a href="http://retardednews.wordpress.com/2010/06/30/oil-broker-banned-for-drunk-trading-binge/">Read&#160;more</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=retardednews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13726211&amp;post=447&amp;subd=retardednews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_fsa_pvm_ban">Via: Yahoo</a></p>
<p>LONDON (Reuters) – Britain&#8217;s financial regulator has fined and banned a former broker for manipulating oil prices by buying more than 7 million barrels while on a drinking binge.</p>
<p>The Financial Services Authority (FSA) said it fined Steven Perkins, a former employee of PVM Oil Futures Ltd, 72,000 pounds ($108,000) and banned him from working in financial services for at least five years for carrying out trades without the authority of clients or his employer.</p>
<p>The FSA said Perkins bought huge volumes of Brent crude oil</p>
<p>in the early hours of the morning on June 30, 2009 after drinking heavily for several days and then lied repeatedly to his employer to cover up his actions.</p>
<p>&#8220;Perkins&#8217; drunkenness does not excuse his market abuse,&#8221; said Alexander Justham, director of markets at the FSA.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our list of the Top 10 most Retarded News stories for the month of June, 2010. 1. Jerry Whipple Drifts One Mile Into Gulf Of Mexico On Pool Float Before Coast Guard Rescue 2. California welfare recipients withdrew $1.8 million at casino ATMs over eight months 3. 10-Year-Old Sets World Record By Wearing 215 Pairs&#160;&#8230; <a href="http://retardednews.wordpress.com/2010/06/30/top-10-retarded-news-headlines-for-june-2010/">Read&#160;more</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=retardednews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13726211&amp;post=440&amp;subd=retardednews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Our list of the Top 10 most Retarded News stories for the month of <a href="http://retardednews.com/2010/06/">June, 2010</a>.</p>
<p>1. <a href="http://retardednews.com/2010/06/25/jerry-whipple-drifts-one-mile-into-gulf-of-mexico-on-pool-float-before-coast-guard-rescue/">Jerry Whipple Drifts One Mile Into Gulf Of Mexico On Pool Float Before Coast Guard Rescue</a></p>
<p>2. <a href="http://retardednews.com/2010/06/25/california-welfare-recipients-withdrew-1-8-million-at-casino-atms-over-eight-months/">California welfare recipients withdrew $1.8 million at casino ATMs over eight months</a></p>
<p>3. <a href="http://retardednews.com/2010/06/25/10-year-old-sets-world-record-by-wearing-215-pairs-of-underpants/">10-Year-Old Sets World Record By Wearing 215 Pairs Of Underpants </a></p>
<p>4. <a href="http://retardednews.com/2010/06/26/amputee-cat-gets-bionic-legs/">Amputee cat gets bionic legs</a></p>
<p>5. <a href="http://retardednews.com/2010/06/20/hustler-spending-record-amount-to-make-a-3-d-avatar-porn-film/">Hustler spending record amount to make a 3-D Avatar porn film</a></p>
<p>6. <a href="http://retardednews.com/2010/06/20/being-fat-in-japan-is-a-crime/">Being fat in Japan is a crime</a></p>
<p>7. <a href="http://retardednews.com/2010/06/19/pakistani-lawyer-petitions-for-death-of-mark-zuckerberg/">Pakistani lawyer petitions for death of Mark Zuckerberg</a></p>
<p>8.<a href="http://retardednews.com/2010/06/26/facebook-photo-of-baby-with-bong-sparks-outrage/"> Facebook Photo of Baby With Bong Sparks Outrage</a></p>
<p>9. <a href="http://retardednews.com/2010/06/16/rent-a-white-guy/">Rent a White Guy</a></p>
<p>10. <a href="http://retardednews.com/2010/06/16/toilet-trucks-to-fix-public-urination-problem/">Toilet trucks to fix public urination problem</a></p>
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		<title>Teenage Drinking Diaries: My Dad Taught Me to Savor My Beer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 13:24:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Allen Smithee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Va: New York Times The summer immediately after I had graduated high school my friend threw a party. I was 17 at the time. To my complete surprise, both his parents were in attendance and the very first thing all of us had to do was surrender our car keys to his mother, who promptly&#160;&#8230; <a href="http://retardednews.wordpress.com/2010/06/30/teenage-drinking-diaries-my-dad-taught-me-to-savor-my-beer/">Read&#160;more</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=retardednews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13726211&amp;post=437&amp;subd=retardednews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://roomfordebate.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/06/25/teenage-drinking-diaries/?ex=1293336000&amp;en=3adbe059659a2086&amp;ei=5087&amp;WT.mc_id=OP-D-I-NYT-MOD-MOD-M155-ROS-0610-HDR&amp;WT.mc_ev=click">Va: New York Times</a></p>
<p>The summer immediately after I had graduated high school my friend threw a party. I was 17 at the time. To my complete surprise, both his parents were in attendance and the very first thing all of us had to do was surrender our car keys to his mother, who promptly locked them somewhere in the house. All of us drank alcohol that night, and yes, some of us, including myself got drunk.</p>
<p>No one got completely out of control, no one vomited, no fights were started. For myself it was a lesson in pacing myself over the course of the night. I’m lucky in that my parents had the foresight and wisdom to realize that despite all their best intentions, they couldn’t absolutely stop me from drinking when I went away to college. </p>
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